FUCK THIS SHIT

Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.

You’re smart. You’re capable. You’ve built something real.
But if you’re being honest? You’re sick of yourself.

Sick of second-guessing.
Sick of waiting.
Sick of knowing you’re powerful as fuck — but still playing small.

This is your line in the sand.
Your declaration.
The moment you stop clinging to the old and actually step into the woman you’ve been circling around becoming.

Two days. One decision. No going back.

This isn’t a retreat.
It’s not a networking event.
It’s not a conference.

It’s the weekend you say:
💥 Fuck this shit — I’m done waiting.
💥 Fuck this shit — I’m done lowering my standards.
💥 Fuck this shit — I’m ready to claim everything that’s mine.

And then you leave different.

What the Weekend Looks Like

Day 1 – Arrival + Anchoring
Check into a luxury LA suite and step into an intimate space designed for clarity, elevation, and connection. We’ll kick things off with a casual mastermind circle to set intentions and open the container, followed by a relaxed welcome dinner together.

Day 2 – Immersion & Strategy
Our first full day together is where the transformation begins. We’ll spend the day upgrading your self-concept, refining your vision, and mapping out the strategic moves that align with who you’re becoming. You’ll leave this day feeling clear, anchored, and already operating at a higher standard. That night, we’ll celebrate with an elevated dinner out in LA.

Day 3 – Spotlight Coaching + Photoshoot + Celebration
Each woman gets her moment in the spotlight for personalized coaching and refinement, ensuring you walk away with clarity and certainty on your exact next moves. You’ll also have a private photoshoot to capture your next-level energy in this season. We’ll close the weekend with a luxe celebration dinner — champagne included — to honor the standards you’ve set and the chapter you’re stepping into.

Day 4 – Integration & Farewell
We’ll close with a beautiful farewell breakfast — a final chance to connect, reflect, and integrate before heading home. You’ll leave not just inspired, but operating at an entirely new level.

The Investment

Your spot in FUCK THIS SHIT is $6,000.

This includes:
✨ 3 nights in a luxury Los Angeles suite
✨ 2 full days of intimate masterminding + coaching
✨ Welcome circle + casual dinner
✨ Celebration dinner in LA
✨ Private photoshoot with a professional photographer
✨ All meals during the immersion (breakfast + lunch provided, two luxe dinners out)
✨ High-touch coaching in a room capped at 5–6 women only

The Standard

This isn’t for the woman still dabbling.
This is for the woman who’s ready to stop circling, stop waiting, and stop lowering the bar.

The women who walk into this room won’t leave the same.
They’ll leave leading differently.
Living differently.
Selling differently.
Showing up differently.

This is where you finally say fuck this shit.
This is where you claim your power.
This is where you become the woman who knows:

I know who I am. I know what I want. And I’m not available for anything less.

👉 Only 5–6 spots available.
Because the conversations that happen in a room this small?
They’re the ones that change everything.

What’s Included

✨ Two full days of intimate masterminding + coaching inside a luxury suite at The One Hotel, West Hollywood
✨ Casual welcome circle + dinner on Night 1
✨ Celebration dinner in LA on Night 3
✨ Breakfast + lunch provided during immersion days
✨ Private photoshoot with a professional photographer
✨ High-touch coaching in a room capped at 5–6 women only

What’s Not Included

❌ Flights and transportation to Los Angeles
❌ Hotel accommodations — you’re welcome to book your stay at The One Hotel for the full experience, or choose your own nearby accommodations
❌ Airport transfers or local transportation outside of retreat activities

Who This Is For

This is for the established woman who’s already in the game:
✨ You’ve built the business, signed the clients, made the money.
✨ You’re not wondering if you can — you’re wondering why you’re still playing smaller than you know you could.
✨ You’re tired of circling the pivot and ready to actually make it.
✨ You want a powerful room where the standard is higher, the coaching is sharper, and the conversation is bigger.
✨ You’re ready to claim your vision with clarity, certainty, and unapologetic self-trust.

Make It

What You’ll Walk Away With

By the time you leave, you won’t just feel different — you’ll be operating differently.

💎 Unshakable clarity on who you are, what you want, and what you’re no longer available for.
💎 Strategic refinement of your business and moves so your outside matches your inside.
💎 Unapologetic standards that make lowering the bar no longer an option.
💎 Magnetic photos that capture your next-level energy in this season.
💎 Real connection with 5–6 women who are just as ambitious and unapologetic as you.

Every upgrade in your life has started with a fuck this shit moment.
This is the container where you decide your next one.